杀死夏天的刺客…
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data-qf-origin="forum/20220707144217front1_0_141976_FjcuGpjV74HD9Iu7HL0zs7Bxj7aK.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuZnFsb29rLmNvbS9fMjAxODExMDUyMjMyMzRfNWJlMDU0ODI0NmU1NS5wbmc=/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOe7neiJsg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" /></p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> 最近，一个叫作“雪糕刺客”的梗火了起来。</p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> 炎炎夏日，你走进一家平平无奇的超市或便利店，打开平平无奇的冰柜，拿起一根平平无奇的雪糕。</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.fqlook.com/forum/20220707144235front1_0_141976_FhzQsaTh5d_X72q8RTeed51vergx.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuZnFsb29rLmNvbS9fMjAxODExMDUyMjMyMzRfNWJlMDU0ODI0NmU1NS5wbmc=/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOe7neiJsg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" alt="" width="640" height="432" data-qf-origin="forum/20220707144235front1_0_141976_FhzQsaTh5d_X72q8RTeed51vergx.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuZnFsb29rLmNvbS9fMjAxODExMDUyMjMyMzRfNWJlMDU0ODI0NmU1NS5wbmc=/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOe7neiJsg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" /></p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> 结果一扫码，店员说出一个超出你预期几倍甚至几十倍的价格。碍于面子你强行结账，离开后的每一步都围转着你的后悔。恭喜你，你已经被“雪糕刺客”刺中了。</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" style="position: relative;" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.fqlook.com/forum/20220707144327front1_0_141976_FjAYOkmnoN90mM1wxD-Rxw1rx4rS.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuZnFsb29rLmNvbS9fMjAxODExMDUyMjMyMzRfNWJlMDU0ODI0NmU1NS5wbmc=/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOe7neiJsg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" alt="" width="555" height="580" data-qf-origin="forum/20220707144327front1_0_141976_FjAYOkmnoN90mM1wxD-Rxw1rx4rS.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuZnFsb29rLmNvbS9fMjAxODExMDUyMjMyMzRfNWJlMDU0ODI0NmU1NS5wbmc=/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOe7neiJsg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" /></p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> 进入夏天，神州大地上到处都是雪糕刺客成功击杀年轻人钱包的报告。</p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> 甚至为此又诞生了一个新名词——“糕利贷”</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" style="position: relative;" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.fqlook.com/forum/20220707144359front1_0_141976_FlByF2ITXLqO2istpiTQJmCnz2yb.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuZnFsb29rLmNvbS9fMjAxODExMDUyMjMyMzRfNWJlMDU0ODI0NmU1NS5wbmc=/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOe7neiJsg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" alt="" width="1080" height="1098" data-qf-origin="forum/20220707144359front1_0_141976_FlByF2ITXLqO2istpiTQJmCnz2yb.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuZnFsb29rLmNvbS9fMjAxODExMDUyMjMyMzRfNWJlMDU0ODI0NmU1NS5wbmc=/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOe7neiJsg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" /></p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> 在买不起房、加不起油、付不起彩礼之后</p><h2> 现在连雪糕都吃不起了…</h2><p style="font-weight: 400;"> </p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> 无论是荆轲，还是聂隐娘，从古到今的刺客讲究的都是隐匿性高、伤害性大。而这两点，现在的雪糕都做到了。你打开冰柜的一刹那，就如同翻开了一本《刺客列传》</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" style="position: relative;" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.fqlook.com/forum/20220707144515front1_0_141976_FtqGwrHnQ-GlZfhovW-L2jZYIsLO.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuZnFsb29rLmNvbS9fMjAxODExMDUyMjMyMzRfNWJlMDU0ODI0NmU1NS5wbmc=/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOe7neiJsg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" alt="" width="1000" height="772" data-qf-origin="forum/20220707144515front1_0_141976_FtqGwrHnQ-GlZfhovW-L2jZYIsLO.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuZnFsb29rLmNvbS9fMjAxODExMDUyMjMyMzRfNWJlMDU0ODI0NmU1NS5wbmc=/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOe7neiJsg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" /><span class="qf_image_mark" style="display: inline-block;" contenteditable="false">图穷糕现</span></p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> 大家称如今的高价雪糕为“雪糕刺客”，正是因为此类雪糕隐蔽得非常好，常常与一堆平价雪糕混在一起。也许在2元一根的冰工厂左边，可能在1元一包的糯米糍下面，就藏着16元一根的钟薛高。</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.fqlook.com/forum/20220707144609front1_0_141976_Fg_hxlVNNvHvq6aKskm7rswuzzjM.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuZnFsb29rLmNvbS9fMjAxODExMDUyMjMyMzRfNWJlMDU0ODI0NmU1NS5wbmc=/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOe7neiJsg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" alt="" width="1440" height="1080" data-qf-origin="forum/20220707144609front1_0_141976_Fg_hxlVNNvHvq6aKskm7rswuzzjM.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuZnFsb29rLmNvbS9fMjAxODExMDUyMjMyMzRfNWJlMDU0ODI0NmU1NS5wbmc=/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOe7neiJsg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" /></p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> 有些人可能以为“雪糕刺客”虽然阴险伤害有限，但你真的想象不到现在的雪糕能有多贵。</p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> 每根的定价都在10元以上，是“雪糕刺客”的基本修养。卖你16元不算少，卖它66元不算多。</p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> 这样说起来可能不直观，便利蜂这两年搞过一个调查，在一、二线城市，有65.2%的白领午餐花销不会超过20元。</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" style="position: relative;" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.fqlook.com/forum/20220707144753front1_0_141976_FqbZNYJUYdKqmg_kJRaW0RXUzWoL.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuZnFsb29rLmNvbS9fMjAxODExMDUyMjMyMzRfNWJlMDU0ODI0NmU1NS5wbmc=/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOe7neiJsg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" alt="" width="558" height="300" data-qf-origin="forum/20220707144753front1_0_141976_FqbZNYJUYdKqmg_kJRaW0RXUzWoL.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuZnFsb29rLmNvbS9fMjAxODExMDUyMjMyMzRfNWJlMDU0ODI0NmU1NS5wbmc=/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOe7neiJsg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" /></p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> 就是说，有的白领用两顿正餐才能换1个“雪糕刺客”，有人一天赚的还不够“雪糕刺客”杀个七进七出。而且，“雪糕刺客”的价格还没有一个明确的上限…</p><h2>宫廷玉液酒也才180一杯，而现在有的雪糕一盒已经卖到了160…</h2><p style="font-weight: 400;"> </p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> 平头百姓着实会被刺个透心凉，从嘴里吃进去，从眼里流出来。</p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> 如果赵丽蓉老师在世，她也许会创作一个叫《买糕奇遇》的小品简单嘲讽一下子…</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" style="position: relative;" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.fqlook.com/forum/20220707144844front1_0_141976_FjnhYcO4ZtqQfr4TEApMK1JXarfE.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuZnFsb29rLmNvbS9fMjAxODExMDUyMjMyMzRfNWJlMDU0ODI0NmU1NS5wbmc=/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOe7neiJsg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" alt="" width="640" height="480" data-qf-origin="forum/20220707144844front1_0_141976_FjnhYcO4ZtqQfr4TEApMK1JXarfE.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuZnFsb29rLmNvbS9fMjAxODExMDUyMjMyMzRfNWJlMDU0ODI0NmU1NS5wbmc=/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOe7neiJsg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" /><span class="qf_image_mark" style="display: inline-block;" contenteditable="false">卖您老两个80一点儿都不贵</span></p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> 针对江湖上业已成名的各大刺客品牌，年轻人都整理出了一整套“雪糕避刺图鉴”。</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.fqlook.com/forum/20220707145006front1_0_141976_FqGnRSRzIaRPwXutGl3eG96Pnm5R.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuZnFsb29rLmNvbS9fMjAxODExMDUyMjMyMzRfNWJlMDU0ODI0NmU1NS5wbmc=/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOe7neiJsg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" alt="" width="1080" height="2113" data-qf-origin="forum/20220707145006front1_0_141976_FqGnRSRzIaRPwXutGl3eG96Pnm5R.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuZnFsb29rLmNvbS9fMjAxODExMDUyMjMyMzRfNWJlMDU0ODI0NmU1NS5wbmc=/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOe7neiJsg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" /></p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> 然而，新型雪糕刺客层出不穷，年轻人基本上还是处于是一个防不胜防的状态。</p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> 我等老百姓，没有实现车子自由，没有实现房子自由，现在竟连雪糕自由也不能实现了</p><p style="font-weight: 400;"> <strong>我忽然想起，童年的午后睡醒了，会听到巷子里骑着自行车的人在叫卖雪糕。我拿上五毛钱追出门去，那是我逝去的光阴。</strong></p><p style="font-weight: 400;"><strong> 我现在知道，我追不上了…</strong></p> <!----></div> 我还是最喜欢老冰棍 花钱买东西还会尴尬？ 吃不起了，虽然我也是富豪一枚{:5_214:} 买不起了 吃不起了 喝水都觉得是奢侈 她说要十块我直接说不要，让你自己融化去吧，抢银行吗 不吃贵的，吃不起 网红雪糕命不久矣 在买不起房、加不起油、付不起彩礼之后
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