五一假期皮一下的搞笑句子
<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://pic.app.fqlook.com/static/publish/css/style.css?v=1605251010503" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=1605251010503"><!-- 付费贴--> <div class="preview_article "> <!----> <h2><strong><em>1.</em></strong></h2><p><strong><em>五一假期目标</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>把头睡扁</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>把天睡反</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>把床睡塌</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong></p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.fqlook.com/forum/20240501062254front1_0_166990_FqcNhqLFw4ZioKYYWiUnG-D7o1ZZ.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cHM6Ly9waWMuYXBwLmZxbG9vay5jb20vYWRtaW5fRnYyNzVpbW1Hd0xnX0dTQ29mTWFoR3VkOHBiRC5wbmc=/dissolve/100/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOW_g-iLpeWQkemYs-OAgg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/100/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" alt="" width="658" height="658" data-qf-origin="forum/20240501062254front1_0_166990_FqcNhqLFw4ZioKYYWiUnG-D7o1ZZ.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cHM6Ly9waWMuYXBwLmZxbG9vay5jb20vYWRtaW5fRnYyNzVpbW1Hd0xnX0dTQ29mTWFoR3VkOHBiRC5wbmc=/dissolve/100/gravity/South/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOW_g-iLpeWQkemYs-OAgg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/100/gravity/South/fill/I2E4YThhOA==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" /></p><h2><em><strong>2.</strong></em></h2><p><em><strong>五一不约了</strong></em></p><p><em><strong>贫困叫我去潦倒</strong></em></p><p><em><strong>西北叫我去喝风</strong></em></p><p><em><strong>麻将需要我去打</strong></em></p><p><em><strong>它钱包叫我安分点</strong></em></p><p><em><strong>太忙了。</strong></em></p><p class="empty_paragraph"> </p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img 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